His Pick Up Line
Drew:"You’re lips look so sweet. One kiss and I swear, I could give up sugar for life!"
Wesley: "Hey babe! You must be a light switch, cause every time i see you, you turn me on."
Keaton: "I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your number and name for insurance purposes."
-I don’t like people
-I talk too much
-I play softball every weekend
-I have really high expectations(I blame Disney movies)
-I have a disease that repels all of the male species
-I’m always on tumblr
So if you want a girl with those qualities. Come talk to me and be my valentine this year.
Please don’t judge me for this. A lot of people were asking for smut and by a lot, I do mean a lot. I don’t usually write smut, or even enjoy writing smut, I’m more into the cutesy stuff, but I’m doing it now because it was so highly requested. I’m not even writing a full on smut. Just almost smut. So if you want the ‘smut’ preference then go ahead and click below.